Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Red Alert: A Nigerian Kardashian Has Been Born


Eureka!!!!!
  
Due to recent events beyond my personal control, I have been away for a while. It is all for a good cause though...yes Bro studying chictometry, the advanced Kardiology of Kimoviagrin Gene Sequence.

Some recent events in the cosmos has made me reach a conclusion that amid the dust swivelling in controversy of a very respectable booty, I have the utmost pleasure to announce publicly that my Bro Research Facility has found a live growing “Kardashian” like form in Nigeria!!!

I have been tracking this impeccably wonderful being for a couple of years now, going undercover as a mere school-boy (to score some hot high-school babes too...i was also illegal so don’t question me) to study the rare species more closely.

With a strong diction, fearless mindset and of course the tell-tale sign of any “Kardashian” of Kimoviagrin genotype, an incredibly (sorry i have to use some scientific and engineering terms, English wasn’t made for this) parabolic, symmetric, coneccentric, time-bending, wormhole creating, sun genesised nebula of pure Puerto Rican, African booty, with the effect of instant turn-ons to all living organisms…including amoeba, OR you can just say arghhhhhhh damnnnnnn!!!! (holding your head in your hand and your mouth and eyes wide open)....that’s a good enough description.

Our very own Lopez for Latino, Kim for Caucasian and sorry Asians are yet to find their messiah, has arrived and in a big way too. A very self acclaimed Big Boy, more like Big Bad Boy (he’s got B- sized boobs) spotted her and put her in his video, sending out a very strong warning to all other wannabe Bad Boys that he has the missing key, the holy grail, the Nigerian “Kardashian”. Giving her, her very own space and sequence in his AWESOME “Ota Mi” Video...Good Lord you must have seen it, and already causing a global stir being tagged a crime on Nigeria’s own Naija State of Mind

Below are the videos, even if you have watched them before, you need to again b’cus some people still believe nobody has gone on the moon, this is testament to alien technology and the existence of a Heavenly Being working hand in hand. Giving Bros worldwide a reason to wake up every morning and smile. Like the Rinnegan, it has been given to us in a time of need (hey some people watch Naruto, it doesn’t make them less of Bros), during the upcoming elections, to save us from boring politics and remind us exactly what we are here for… “And it was said, Let man (notice the man part) conquer the world and TRY to Procreate” BOOK OF JUGS 6:9 , a  heavenly command indeed!

So as a final word -----> Obedience is Better than Sacrifice, so go on and try as much as possible but please don’t succeed!!

No need to elaborate on the position, you will definitely know it when you see it...naturally, for Bros i know of only!!



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