A Bro will drop whatever he’s doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.
It’s normal for a Bro to get confused, scared and disoriented when dumping a chick, especially for the first time. For some reason he’s worried she’ll become agitated or even violent after he calmly explains his desire to have sex with her friends. In such cases a Bro is needed unequivocally, to remind him that there are plenty of chicks in the ocean, and that a breakup need not be hazardous, stressful or even time-consuming. To remind him that even if he doesn’t score with the chick’s hot best-friend that just came from a far of land and is the main reason for their break-up, he will find another chick just like her in another far of land, maybe he’s dreams.
It is important to remind your friend that he is better off as the dumper not the dumpee, that as soon as the chick knows of his intentions, he will be dumped without mercy and he will fall down straight into the pit, the hell, the underground world where Brovicts are banished to trickle-down-banging. Where they prey on extremely desperate, mostly ex-, old, adult film actors who have no life ahead of them not even in prostitution...SMH. Believe me she will do this to you without as much as a heart-beat, so dump her now!!!
If your chick refuses after trying these, pay for a girl to act as your long lost wife, if she is still stubborn, pay for a guy to act like you are gay, if she is still stubborn, burn all her clothes, if she is still stubborn, beat her like chris did rihanna *that one worked* (I am not in support of domestic violence oh), if she is still stubborn, consult babalawo, if it doesn’t work, have a special meeting with T.B Joshua, if it doesn’t work, consult Daddy G.O, if still stubborn kill yourself, at least you have broken up
BRO: HOW TO DUMP A CHICK IN SIX WORDS OR LESS
“Gosh! your mustache is super cute”
“She looks like a younger you”
“I will finance a boob job”
“Your sister’s waist is really flexible”
“Quit fast food, it’s showing!”
CLASSIC LINES FOR DUMPING A CHICK
From a Nigerian babe you might get a slap
Bro (sorry bro) Nigerian Babe
“You’re not the one” "Ori e sogi, so who is the one"
“It is not you, it is me” "Tell me what is wrong with you"
“I’m not feeling the way i once felt” "Sorri ohh, i am feeling thesame way"
“I don’t want to do this to you” "You are not doing anything-(na command)"
Passing word: - Be careful of the babes you go out with, ex-soldiers, black belt holders, boxers, body-builders, gun experts are on the no go list, you want to break up without breaking up...
Malaria don hook your boy, pray for me oh!! I hate taking drugs so I might just throw all of them away like I usually do! Lol, Enjoy November, get all your duffle bags ready for the hardest parties in December, you know how we Bosses do...
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