JUST WHO IS A BRO...?

Before I jump straight in and just boringly define who a bro is, let us first take a journey on broness. Bros all over have for centuries asked some very bro questions to themselves without understanding the bare rudiments: Is it okay to hug a bro?* If I’m invited to a Bro’s wedding, do I really have to bring a gift?† Can I sleep with a Bro’s sister...or mother...or both?‡

Now in modern days, these rules have gone on paper...THE BRO CODE, and very soon worldwide on the internet, the 9ja Bro Network. Previously this only existed as oral tradition(heh ;-) ), so I have done you the honours to personally put it together, pausing only to flesh it out myself (double heh ;-) ). Seeing this spread out and allow this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next will definitely bring a tear to my eye. But not out of it. That would be a violation of Article 41: A Bro never cries.

It is my sincere hope that, with a better understanding of brohood, Bros worldwide can put aside their differences and strengthen the brohood and accomplish successfully society’s greatest challenge - getting laid. Before tossing my words to the vultures, consider this: without the sport inherent in trying and banging chics, would men willingly have sex for the sole purpose of producing

smelly, screaming babies?•

Okay To The Real Topic

You should have heard the word “Bro” used liberally at your local gym, bar, campus residence. Perhaps you’ve seen it confused recklessly with “dude” or “guy”. Maybe even you have tossed out a “Bro” at a stranger for a favour. But an important distinction must be drawn: just because a guy is a dude, doesn’t mean that dude is a Bro.

Q: Who is a Bro?

A: A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn’t want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. A Bro is simply a lifelong companion who you can trust will always be there for you, unless of course he’s got something else going on.

Q:Can only dudes be Bros?

A:You don’t need to be a guy to be somebody’s bro, provided you uphold the moral values contained within the sacred Bro Code Canon. When a woman sets up a guy with her busty friend, she’s acting as a bro. And if she sets him up with other hot friends after he slept with the first one and never called again, the she’s a certified bro.

Appropriate Bro Usage

During the course of this blog, some-times I may use Bro in ways u may feel confusing but don’t feel bad, Bro just emphasizes AWESOME. But from the beginning  it is necessary to curb the inappropriate usage of Bro.

Appropriate “Bro” Usage                                             Inappropriate “Bro” Usage

Nabroleon                                                                                    Broan of Arc

Alexandbro                                                                                  Cleobrotra

Brocekid                                                                                       Mo’broddeh

Goodluck Bronathan                                                                     Brobangida

Bro Sirdobo

*Never

†Nope

‡Dude. Come on

•Of course not

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