Bros before ho’s
The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That’s just science
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Article 1 can trace its genesis all the way back to Genesis, yh the biblical book. The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls has unearthed a once-lost passage that documents the earliest infringement of the Bro Code.
BOOK OF BARNABAS 1:1
And everything of need was provided in the Garden. Fruit, water, companionship. But one day, Adam came upon a naked chick, Eve, and desired her olive leaf. And so Adam wenteth behind an apple tree to know Eve, totally ditching his Bro, Vand, who had Chelsea Vs Arsenal tickets. Long story short, humankind became self-aware, paradise was lost, and well we all know what happened to Arsenal..
*away from the usual bro chatter, i read a very enlightening piece on facebook, unconfirmed though, it claims the person who ought to sleep with the person who is meant to be the most powerful human in Nigeria said, “the president was once a child, and the senators where once a children”. So who will complain when they force us to produce our TOEFL at the embassy and will still interview us...smh... where #GBAGAUN police at, u can’t do nothing now can you, the person’s got immunity*
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lmao wat d hell wuz ur bible verse man?? i swear i fnk u were high on dis 1
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