I saw this beautiful piece of Bro-knowledge on facebook, and it caught my attention as it had a lot of truth. Firstly let me S/O to all the Bros in relationships, i don't know how you manage but may the Good Lord be with you!
Okay let me explain to you how i know all this truth. I have been in relationships, quite few though, i am a serious advocate for one night stands and friends with benefits! So being in that bondage, set upon myself by myself, i learnt alot, much like rappers in prison. I came out different, more enlightened, illuminated!!
The last one was the most trying. She exhibited a lot of the a fore mentioned, A LOT!! Crying for, to me, no reason whatsoever. Expecting me to remember dates and shit. And giving me hints...FUCK I HATE HINTS!!
It was a couple of days after i was claimed as a boyfriend and i agreed. Okay, firstly i wasn't in the least sexually crazy about the babe. Straight to the point she wanted to bone me, or I bone her, complicated like that.
So about 2 days after "conviction" she started talking all this shit of how to bang, who is banging in our area, the perfect kiss and shit...i was like yh yh cool, i'm working on my second program!! She upped the "hint" with kissing me when i wasn't suspecting and when i started having dumb-ass bugs i restrained her from coming over.
Then finally she got me alone, i was pretty konji striken that day, and started bending over, looking for something that fell on the other side of the bed (yh rite...) and being Sherlock Holmey and Mark Zuckerbergy i just looked straight at her and asked her, do you want me to bone you??? she sat up (no longer looking) and started blush-laughing and saying how funny i was, asked her again and the rest is rubber-sealed!
Point is girls are not likely to say kiss me, like in the movies, or shag me silly like in the cheap porns, but are more likely to be uptight, so take control, but be certain, like in the movies you will just see it in her eyes. And don't be like me, it can be pretty awkward, can't you tell from the story that i was like a tiny dumb idiot, programming dancing clip over a nice hottie, smh stupid me!!
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