2011 the Year of the Bawses

2011...THE YEAR OF THE BAWSES

Well 2010 was aiaaa, like Eminem’s Relapse. We fell into awkward positions and rose from them. We bid farewell to legendary Bros, like the Certified Bro from Bonny M. We watched Chris Brown and T.I get back up and yedi yedi yee.

But we found out something new, and incredible, we discovered the way of the Bawse. Urghhh I think i’m big mitch!! We accustomed ourselves and totally immersed ourselves in the bawse way. Now as we enter 2011 and geeks are fading out, it is time to get your 60s Italian Mafia Shades and Bawse Up!

As a brophet i am telling you that this year, bawses will pay non-bawses little cash from their stockpile. I say unto thee that this year bawses will speak as they like and non-bawses will swallow every word like their lives...actually their lives depend on it. That this year bawses will collect babes from non-bawses in an unprecedented way, no force but sheer bawse power, no struggle just in a bawsey way.

Okay, i’ve covered the main aspects of a Bro’s life if he becomes a bawse, he has chicks, money and very successful in life (no matter how successful an employee he cannot be more successful than his bawse) *African proverb* Okro  taller than owner, never!!

So as you enter this year, do not listen to Neyo, to whom every year is that of the gentleman; or new boys...dude you cannot really be new since then and you cannot change your name to boys, smhv for them, skinnys are just getting really juvenile and somewhat gay; or to Lady Gaga and Katy Perry who are trying to weed out weak men with aggressive techniques (dust yahning born this way and fireworks shooting from your belly...smh they think we are stupid abi!!)

But listen to the Bro within you, telling you in very certain ways that you have to leave your juvenile ways and become a certified bawse...the next level in your Bro-Hierarchy. Challenge yourself to grow a nice beard, talking with a large voice and urghh whenever you please. Challenge yourself to switch from random to exclusive, to build up your stack b’cus as the recession ends if you don’t plant, the garden will be full when you want to!!