Article 8

A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.

There are no sentiments between Bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail. The following are a few emails for any Brocassion that succinctly get the message across without costing you the trouble and expense of having to find and then send an actual greeting card.

EMAILS FOR ANY BROCASSION

SYMPATHY

To: Bro

From: Bro

Subject: Dude

Sorry, Bro.

CONGRATULATIONS

To: Bro

From: Bro

Subject: Bro!

Nice, Bro

GET WELL SOON

To: Bro

From: Bro

Subject: Bro...

Don’t give up, Bro.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

To: Bro

From: Bro

Subject: Dude

Drinks on me , Bro.

THINKING OF YOU

To: N/A

From: N/A

Subject: N/A

N/A

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