Articles 12 Bros don't share dessert; -----(Light Up Nigeria Special Inside)

Article 12

Bros don’t share dessert!!

Okay this should be easy, Bros don’t share dessert. Take this for example you walk into a café in let’s say Manhattan, New York...you might wonder why not Ikeja, Lagos...simple because if I complete my description you will understand why some car tires would be missing and a café was burnt down. Okay back to my imagination, you walk into the café, with your mom and both of you see two men sharing an ice-cream Sunday...don’t lie, if those mistakenly where acquainted to you, definitely not your friends before Bro sef...(smh), if they were acquainted to you, will you walk your mother to the table proudly and introduce them...ehh??

Your Bros should be able to see your mom and greet or at least bow if they don’t know how to greet and look like ancient warriors, so your mother will be proud of you as a great son, who will conquer a lot of women in your lifetime. If you don’t know, mothers are secretly happy when their son gets laid, you are obeying the early commandments...so bottom line make your mother proud by getting laid, bringing hot babes to the house regularly. Your mom won’t complain of that, haven’t you noticed, if they are hot, your mom will tease you of bondage to fool test your strength, once you are married your mom knows you have failed that is why there is often a tense relationship between mother and daughter in-laws, simply because the babe made her warrior son “handicapped”.

The relationship between Bros is extremely complex, you are closer to him than your babes mentally, but you are restricted to a strict code physically and in thought to make sure in these trying times of the according to Uncle Rukus “anti-christ president of the most powerful nation”!!

Another thing that Bros should be warned severely about, especially if you are in Yankee...Chaii!! scary place, is of course you are in a sporting team then somebody, anybody slaps your nyansh...SMHV....noooo, that is not allowed ohh abeg. If you are in the locker room or gym or bush as with some local schools, never look at another guy undressing. Also never never ever slap a team mate or anybody’s nyansh atall...NEVER, the consequences can be severe, like for example the real reason our brother LeBron James (King) left Cleveland Cavaliers was because of one such incident, take a look below...

LIGHT UP NIGERIA

It is no news of the arrant rubbish that was uttered by a once respected, still present leader of Nigeria. That the arrogant, incredibly ridiculous statement coming up was uttered by a human being is on its own baffling, moreso a leader of our country...smhv. Imagine the person in the form of Senate President Dimeji Bankole uttered, I presume in a drunken stupor, that steady light should not be considered anytime soon in Nigeria...wait for the bombshell...because it will affect the billion naira generator sector of our economy. What stupidity and ignorance, i can bet you my junior brother cannot argue that and he is barely 13...smh one again.

With his simply daft ideology, we should also allow the illegal drugs to thrive as they generate income, so also the piracy of goods, in fact internet fraud should be protected, let’s go further sales of arms also, in fact sell all the uranium we have to Al-Qaeda, they will like to buy some...why deceive ourselves on moral values of the largest black nation ever, allow prostitution, have one in Aso Rock so you all can satisfy your beast-like sex appetites, if people want anything whatsoever, they can have it, as long as it brings money. Sell us all, endorse slave-trade, to bring in income...because whether you think I am over-blowing it or not, the fact is everything I mentioned is happening right now, because of a very stupid idealogy and the consequences we are all suffering today. Domino-effect it, if there was constant light, less money will be used for production, more industries will be able to survive, more workers, less theft, prostitution, internet fraud everything happens for a reason, think about it.

I sure as hell cannot bombard this on the airways, because of course, we live in basically a nazi society and I want to get stronger to fight them, for now all I have is this...but I promise you it will not be like this for long (SIRDOBO will revel himself in due time like Clark Kent i’ll die before I forfeit Nigeria), Join the movement, anonymously if you want at REVOLUTION TO LIGHT UP NIGERIA we will make it happen by all means ohhhh, we are STABBAN!!! Very STABBAN uuhhh....BRRRRRR!!!