Wingman Time Bros

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All Bros Shall dub one of their Bros his wingman

In these trying times of feminist women, lovers and immense support for the LGBT (sounds like KGB) and a general all time high for women confidence...damn you Oprah and Ellen!! It is ever more necessary to have with you a special Bro. Don’t get me wrong don’t go...no...no not switching to Bros but have a Bro that will be to you as Shaggy to Scooby. Okay to make this easy a man’s life is like riding a fighter jet (you have a lot of women to take down), and as a true fighter will know, you are rubbish (in a tough fight though) without your wingman.

Your wingman is that Bro who will get you a chick who is trying to fuck up his paroles, a wingman is the Bro who will help you distract a hot chick’s friend/friends so you can execute a full frontal attack, a wingman is closer than a brother or may be your brother, without a wingman you will never succeed in life, a Formula 1 driver without a team! So now that I have stressed the need of a wingman it is time for you to think deeply and Dub yourself a wingman.

EXAMPLES OF FAMOUS MEN AND THEIR WINGMEN

Michael Jordan----Scott Pippen

Kobe Bryant-----Shaquille O’Neal

Lionel Messi------Xavi Hernandes

John Tucker-----John Tucker’s Bro

Van Wilder------Pot Nigga

Goodluck Jonathan-----Sambo dude

Don Jazzy-----D’banj

M.I-----Jesse Jags

Kanye West----Jay-Z

Birdman----Lil-Wayne

The list goes on people...without the other, the other will fail and become considerable less effective, so get your A-game on and get yourself a wingman.

*BUZZ THIS WEEK*

This week a lot of things has popped considerably...first the discovery that “Hala at ur Boii” was some dubbed shit...smh, wizkid that wasn’t Bro-like of you, if you were a Bro before we at 9ja bro have suspended you till all this is cleared read more at UP NEPA!: Is this where Wizkid got 'Holla at your boy' from?[VIDEO]

Secondly the daftest nigga in the whole world Soulja Boi declares his love for Kat Stacks...smh read that at Let's Do It 

And for all the new music which i cannot put here individually, just check out Real Music  it is my daily drug so as a Bro i gotta share it with you