A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be share with chicks for any reason...no, not even that reason.
NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this blog to contain so much math.
Second, I urge you to look at this blog for what it is – a piece of fiction meant to entertain a broad audience through the prism of stereotypical gender differences. I mean, sometimes it really is like we’re from different planets! Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Your hair looks amazing, b-t-dub.
*hey bros hilarious vid down there, insane, and please don't do that!!! Jizz in your pants... Also up Madrid!!! Hahaha, one of mainest bros will tell you money can buy everything and he's proved us all wrong again, NIO u get mouth
Common it's champions league period, boys have matches to watch...so better don't even try tasi-ing me.
Psst – hey, guys! I put this in really small type at the bottom since we all know men have much better vision than women. Ignore the above – the Bro Code is definitely not a piece of fiction. I was simply lying to uphold this very article.
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