Bros Guide for a New Year’s Eve Party
Okay for a new year eve...umm sorry all my non-Chinese Bros as this is coming late (hey i jst learnt it too). And don't you just love China, two countdowns plus Valentine, like at least 4 slut it up parties in 3 months, beautiful life!! Okay for a new year eve, the rules are much the same for any other party like: -
· Wear a shiny shirt, pink or something bright (no orange), girls, like fishes are attracted to shiny objects, and you will be easier to remember, for a drunk chick
· Wear something free below, no jeans allowed, you want the man free
· As soon as you enter go for the hottest chick, you just don’t know!!
· Okay then go for the chick with the biggest booty, you just don’t know either!!
· Then get a drink and party, with as much babes as you possibly can, you really don’t want to be married on the dance-floor!!
· Don’t over drink b’cus it is expensive!! (in clubs though) and b’cus it will dull on the sensations and you’ll probably not remember the girl you’ll bang (Ghaad, that is worse than not banging atall (Ghaad...smh *really bad*)
Then for the new year part, there is a twist for the new year because of the count-down ish
· About 30 minutes to the countdown, retreat to a good viewing area and spot the girl you want to bang
· Watch her movement and make a move 10mins to the countdown
· If she is with somebody else (not a Bro who has called dibs) then use all the party tricks to pry her away (*party-tricks is another story)
· About 15seconds to the new year, tell her something romantic like (i cannot believe i’m entering the new year with you, i will rather be nowhere else, with no other person right now...*looking into her eyes like she touched your soul*)
· Your blah blah should end about when it is 2!!, she will stare back at you, and Bro... common...Bro...common, you know what to do!!
· Call her out and you are going to get some on the 1st! yeah!!!!
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